Albus Severus Potter starts Herbology at Hogwarts
"Hey Professor Longbottom; My father says I was named after the bravest man he ever knew, did you know-"
"Well, It’s nice to meet you, Neville Potter"
"It’s Neville. Your name is Neville"
did mulder and scully ever even solve a single case. they must’ve had the worst record in the Bureau. every case report was just “mulder thinks it’s aliens, the evidence is inconclusive and we have no proof.” how did they not get fired.
Magneto making Bucky do the whole “stop hitting yourself” bit
Captain, you’re up
letra bledsoe has her priorities right
"… boots with the fur (with the fur)"
I can’t with those… Whoever made those is a genius
say “kate bishop is a sidekick” three times in a mirror and clint barton will appear, drink all your coffee, pet your dog and punch you in the face
In the Donny’s universe the holidays are all reversed and no one celebrates them. You know what they celebrate? Dirt.
did everyone have a crush on zuko when they were younger